We Don’t Call 911

Custom Wood Sign for your man/woman cave. Yes we do more then just build “stuff”. 🙂

We Don’t Dial 911! This natural background sign lets everyone know that you will show no pity! This sign measures approx 10×13 and comes with the grass rope hanger for easy hanging.

Add a little humor to your home and show off your southern roots! This is a hand crafted sign that I burned and painted then stained with a very light, natural stain.

We Dont Call 911


Handcrafted with pride!

Finish options: Gloss, Semi-Gloss, Matte, No Finish

Personalization: I urge you to put your spin on this sign and really make it your own. The pistols can be swapped for another design. Just run your idea past us in an email and we will see what we can work up together to create exactly what you’re looking for.


Hey where is the ORDER button? At this time we do not offer direct ordering and shipping of the products in our Catalog. These are examples and estimated prices you could expect to pay.

All of our products are handmade and made-to-order. Average construction time is anywhere between 2 to 3 weeks.


We Do Custom Orders

Contact Us for your special order today. We love custom orders! If you would like this item customized to better fit your taste/needs, please send us a message and we are more than happy to work with you.

Check out our Catalog for examples of our work. All prices are estimated based on the sample product. Actual price may very, depending on size, quantity and finishes you require on your custom request.